The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Buc-ee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.948 billion Buc-ees hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Jackson. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Buc-ee economy, worth 291 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,566 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

All recreational drugs are legal, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Buc-ee Gas Station's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Buc-ee Gas Station is ranked 11,035^th in the world and 10^th in Texas for Highest Food Quality, scoring 154.58 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.